Annie McAuley
Nude

If you wish they all could be California girls, you can start with San Diego native Annie McAuley, a former swimsuit model who decided to randomly share her fine figure on the big screen in several screwball comedies. In fact, Screwballs II (1985), also known as Loose Screws, was her first official feature-length film, and she played a character named (snicker, snicker) Nikki Nystroke. She got naked down to her black-and-white striped bra and G-string panties, and posed with a smile, a vibrator, and permed hair—and with a poster of David Lee Roth in the background (who, coincidentally, sang a version of California girls). She was a Norbecker girl in Beer (1985) with Loretta Swit and Rip Torn, and Tanya in the borderline softcore Police Academy send-up Recruits (1986). Annie took a long break, popping up again as a dead girl in Red Room(1992), and Dani in Body Count (1994) with Brigitte Nielsen and Jan-Michael Vincent. In 2007, the hottie proved she still had it with the ultra-colorful, outlandishly erotic vehicle Viva (2007), writer-director-star Anna Biller’s retro-sexploitation triumph. Annie plays not only a topless hot-tub lady, but a lady with a joint—at the age of 42. Rumors on the interwebs report Annie became a licensed sex therapist and sex surrogate, while others say she started her own entertainment company for production, foreign sales, and talent representation. There are even rumors that you can see her in the background in films like The Godfather IIIand Interview With a Vampire that don’t appear on her official IMDb resume. Mr. Skin isn’t sure what to believe, only that he’d like to watch Screwballs II again.